Thursday, September 29, 2011

Drum Pendant is Up, Ya'll!

Finally.  Freakin' finally.  After almost three years of living here, the ug-guh-lay chandelier in the dining room has been replaced.

Remember the drum pendant I got for my birthday?

It arrived! And then it sat there. In the box. For a little too long (see the tremendous box to the right in this photo?):

Oh, and here's a close-up of the sadness that stuck around for too long in our dining room.  Do you see what I'm talking about?  Kind of dated, right? It looked even worse in person.

Back to the replacement.... I was set on the idea of installing this thing ourselves, so I did some Googling and found a great tutorial on This Old House. (Instructions - check).

So we unpacked all the pieces of the pendant and struggled through some really terrible assembly instructions for about an hour.  In an effort to keep up the optimism and momentum, I tried different approaches. "I'm going to read them out loud like it's a story!" "Let's pretend there are no written instructions and see if we can put it together based on the picture. It's like a puzzle! Fun! Yeah!" Eventually, somehow, we managed to assemble something that resembled a real-life lighting fixture.  But it wasn't easy.  ***Pssst... See my update at the bottom of the post.

Next, we turned the power off, Seth removed the old chandelier (manly man doing manly man things@ This is to be encouraged! Grrrr, that is manly!) and revealed some ancient wiring. Dang. Should have known. These old places are full of surprises. Typically, you see two wires: a white wire and a black wire. But we had two white wires. Boo. What does this mean?

So we didn't know how to connect the wires on the chandelier to those in the ceiling (typically you connect white wires with white wires, and black ones with black ones).  Off to Home Depot.  My plan was to find someone who knew more than I did, and ask them for advice.  I kind of hit the jackpot when I met an electrician who worked part-time ther. He advised me to buy a voltage tester. 

So here's how it works: You pull the wires as far away as possible from each other so you can test them more easily, then turn the power back on and hold this little toy up to each cord.  The switch leg (the black wire) should make the voltage tester light up and beep and stuff, because it's hot.  Naturally, the other one that doesn't beep and light up is the white wire.

It took some adjustment to the sensitivity of the toy (too sensitive and it will light up within a foot of a cord, too little sensitivity and it won't light up at all) but eventually I was able to identify which one was which! Yoo-hoo!
Voltage tester showing us which wire is which.
We turned the power off again and decided to move forward installing the fixture. But not long therafter, regardless of the voltage testing and assembly shananigans, things looked grim.  As we were staring at the hole in the ceiling, comparing it to the photo shown in the instructions, it was getting dark. I realized that with this old place, and with this old hole in the ceiling, we didn't know what we were doing. Don't get me wrong, we could have moved forward and try to figure it out.  But I visualized this fabulous new drum pendant crashing down on the dining room table.  Things would have canon-balled from there. Suddenly craziness all around, et cetera, et cetera.

So we took a time out and called someone.  In that moment, I realized smart do-it-yourself projects means call-them-yourself projects.  And you shouldn't be ashamed.  It's worth a shot. But in the end know your limits and hedge your bets. You can cause more harm than good in these old places! 

While I was at work, Seth asked the electrician to hang the chandelier 32 inches above the table. (I tried it at different heights and this seemed to look best.)


While he was there, he also installed a light in one of our closets (hallelujah!) so it was worth the trip for sure.

Ready for the full reveal?


I'm so hackies it's done. (What? You don't know my secret language? Per Ruby, hackies = happy. This is how I talk, by the way). 

Don't you think it's an improvement?  Any progress in your neck of the woods? Or recent projects?  Any experiences where do-it-yourself turned to dial-it-yourself? Or dealing with super-old buildings? Spill the beans!



***Update #1: I should have noted that other than those assembly instructions, my experience with Alluminare (the company I purchased our drum pendant from) was exceptional.  From helping me to select the perfect shade of white via email, to working with me so I got the best deal (It went on sale while I was still waiting for the color samples to be delivered. By the time I was 100% sure about the color selection it would have been regular price. So they kindly processed my order with the sale price, but put it on hold so I could confirm the color choice when the samples came in. Yay!)

***Update #2: Apparently they are working on improved assembly instructions!  The kind folks at Alluminare emailed me the following—and even tweeted about it

“I just wanted to thank you for your lovely blog post and I am thrilled to see those beautiful photos!...  Wanted to let you know that we're working on some assembly videos to help ameliorate the frustration involved with assembly, and to invite you to send me any details on what frustrated you and Seth the most if you wish to. I am respectful of your time, and I am sorry that we let you down in that regard...  Thank you again. Your taste is impeccable and I am so happy that you came to us."

Great news all around!  Happy customer here!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

West Elm Blog Feature! - West Elm's Front & Main

I really feel honored to be recognized by West Elm who featured our in-progess dining room in a recent post in their blog, Front and Main!

Please visit the post and let them know if you liked it.  Thank you again, West Elm!

What do you guys think of the short-and-sweet post?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

I Had an I-deer - Animal Head on Our Bathroom Wall

First of all, I know I've been MIA. Reason #1: workie work.  I was out of town for a trade show for a few days.  Whenever I leave town, it's a huge production.   Really.  Packing. Preparing. Sweating while at the show for numerous reasons (primarily the record high heat in Dallas) . All of these things kept me busy.  Numero dos:  Hubs has been out of town, which gave me some time to get some things done (not really projects, just random housekeeping), and he's coming home tomorrow. Very happy!  But that's actually not the best excuse.  Because when he IS in town, it's also a reason I fail to post.  He deserves time, after all.

Check it: Lovely faux animal heads for chic weirdos like me,
from Williams Sonoma.
Now.. Assuming you've forgiven me, I'd like to update you on some progress. I've been working on several "drafts" of wall art ideas for our living room. I could go into it much more, but you wouldn't believe all the ideas I've considered in the last few weeks.  One of which involved a deer head.  (Pee.Ess. Two years ago I would never have dreamed of typing that.  A deer head?).

Seth was kind enough to pick up a ram and deer head from Z Gallerie.  We decided they were too small for that wall (plan B for the wall behind the tv will naturally be explained in another post), but I liked them so much I just walked around our place, holding it up to every wall that was bare.

And I had an i-deer for Bambi's new home. Check it:

It just seemed like it was meant to be. I love the way it pops against the wall color.  What do you think?  And what do you think of this raging faux taxidermy trend?  Would you consider a real deer head in your home (I prefer them in the woods, but then again I have a cow pelvis in my dining room).